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June 29 2015

And he still couldn't figure out how he'd let himself get talked into it. Valdez's story was sad and all, but Eliot wouldn't have pictured himself getting arrested for anyone or anything. He darkly suspected he was having trust issues: he was trusting people who weren't him, and that was a hell of an issue.
The Green Light Job - LithiumDoll - Leverage [Archive of Our Own]
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February 01 2015


i love when fanfiction describes male orgasm simply as

"he exploded"

just like


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December 28 2014

"Strange. Every myth about transformation in Midgard suggests humanity is the desire of all artificial life," Thor said.

"That's because human beings are arrogant," Pepper replied.

The Son Of Man - copperbadge - Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
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The smell of outside was alarming.

JARVIS wrinkled his nose. "What is that?"

"Manhattan," Sir said, inhaling joyously. "That is the smell of Manhattan."


The Son Of Man - copperbadge - Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies) [Archive of Our Own] (gen)
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April 30 2014

"She made Sitwell cry once."

Stark seemed impressed. "I like her already. Hey, Izzy!" he called. Isobel hopped off the couch and came to the kitchen doorway, looking up at him curiously. Stark hitched his suit pants and crouched down to her level.

"You know who I am?" he asked. She shook her head. "You know who Iron Man is?"

Isobel nodded.

"That's me."

She considered this.

"Are not," she announced.

"Am so."

"Are not."

"Izzy," Clint warned.

"Am so," Stark repeated.

"Are not times a million."

"Am so times infinity."

"It's nice to see a meeting of equal minds," Rogers remarked.

Hawkeye And Anklebiter - copperbadge - The Avengers (2012), Marvel [Archive of Our Own]

March 25 2012

"[...] it's a great hockey weekend. Ottawa vs. Philadelphia, Montreal vs. Atlanta, and that's just tonight. Tomorrow, it's Calgary against Vancouver, and Edmonton against Chicago—which, and I'm sorry to have to say it, but Chicago is going to kick Edmonton's ass—"

"In your dreams, Ray."

"—because you know, Edmonton's not what they were a couple of years ago—"

"You haven't hit your head again, have you?" Fraser asked worriedly.

"—when they had Gretsky and those guys. It's been a long, hard rebuilding effort for you people—"

"Because, and don't take this the wrong way," Fraser said apologetically, "but you are clumsy like that, aren't you?"

"—and I know it hurts your pride, that whole national pride thing you've got goin'—"

"But perhaps a lack of grace is simply endemic to Chicago. It's certainly evident in the way the Blackhawks are playing."

"—considering your whole country up there is basically a block of ice and a couple of hockey teams—"

"So I'm just worried that you've banged your head somewhere and become delusional. After all, I can't watch over you every hour of the day and night—"

"—so I understand where this kind of below-the-belt defensiveness is coming from, and I pity you, really. So I give up," Ray said, raising his hands in surrender as he let the car roll forward again. "I surrender! Uncle! And I bet you twenty bucks that Chicago slaughters Edmonton tomorrow."

"Deal," Fraser said, and they shook hands quickly.

"In the meantime, let's talk about something else," Ray said. "Something less tense."

"How about religion or politics?"

An Admirable Solution - Speranza - due South [Archive of Our Own]

♥♥♥ snarky Fraser.

March 10 2012

When I Tell People That I Read A Lot In My Spare Time


What they think I mean:

What I actually mean:

Serious Business

December 24 2011

Two days later, he wandered into the den to find Steve alone, lying on the sofa, watching some brightly coloured children's TV show with wide, fascinated eyes. He was also wearing a pink t-shirt, with what appeared to be a pony on it. Tony opened his mouth to say something withering about letting Tigra pick out one's clothes, but the words stalled in his throat as he studied it. It was both too tight and too short, which meant Steve's muscles were straining at the seams - if he were to flex it would probably just fly right off him. And below the hem, there were a good two inches of pale skin visible before faded jeans cut off the view.

Tony stared at those two inches of skin as if they had a secret message written on them; there was something he wasn't quite getting, some connection he couldn't quite make.

"Tony?" Steve was looking at him, a little crease between his eyebrows. "Is everything okay?"

"I - " Tony blinked. "I - no, Steve, it's not okay. It will never be okay as long as you take fashion tips from twelve year old girls."

Steve's lower lip pushed out a little, in that stubborn way he had.

"It's Fluttershy," he said, as if that explained everything, and Tony shook his head and they were off into a conversation that involved far too much talk of magical ponies for his liking.

Trial and Error - valtyr - Marvel Adventures: Avengers [Archive of Our Own]

December 15 2011

He waited, but Rhodey just stared, despairingly, at his cluttered desk. Tony sighed, and decided to give him an easier question. "So is she Mrs God of Thunder? Mrs Odinson? How are you working that out?"

"She's staying Doctor Foster."

"Oh, of course. Publications." Another thought occurred. "Will their kids be Odingrandson or Thorson? Thordaughter. Do they do Thordaughter? Is that how it works? Maybe they should just be Fosters too. Fosterdaughter's not really going to work." He spun his chair back and forth. "Friggagrandaughter? Lokiniece."

Tomorrow Belongs To Me - valtyr - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]

November 24 2011

"Is that the mom you've been sleeping with?" Rodney asks.

John tries to hide his shock. "Nora's got a big mouth, I guess. But we aren't sleeping together. She thinks," and he checks himself, tries again, "she knows I'm gay."

"Oh," says Rodney, dumbstruck.

"Wait, you thought I had a girlfriend and you still decided to come back here?" John presses, suddenly suspicious.

"Well," says Rodney, "I hardly think she'd present any competition. I mean. It's me."

How Not to Fly - toomuchplor - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]

November 03 2011

There was a pause; Thor tapped his hammer idly, frowning.

"You fear he may not have been killed, but translated to another world?"

"He'd be what, a hundred years old by now?" Tony said.

"Maybe ten, twenty years older than me," Steve said dryly. "They don't know if it was the ice or the Serum that kept me young." He'd been sure, at least, that Schmidt was dead. The idea he could be back, could be loose even now plotting disaster - could have access to the Tesseract - it didn't bear thinking about.

"So you think there might be some kind of immortal super-Nazi lurking out there in space?" Tony hesitated. "I didn't mean for that to sound mocking, by the way, but I am kind of boggled that we have to address this as a legitimate concern."

Tomorrow Belongs To Me - valtyr - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Avengers fandom

October 21 2011

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July 31 2011

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July 30 2011

"I'm arranging a diversion. Probably not a long one, so I want you to snoop fast once it hits," Neal said. "You on form?"

"I'm like Muhammad Ali in his prime," Mozzie announced. "Only short, white, and out of shape."

sam_storyteller: Exquisite, Chapter 13 [White Collar]

July 26 2011

Neal rubbed his head. "You know, it's occurring to me that you might actually be better at girls than I am, and that's really sad."

Peter was smiling. "For a start, calling them women helps a lot. It's amazing what you learn about them when you don't spend all your time flirting with them.

sam_storyteller: Exquisite, Chapter 11 [White Collar]
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May 23 2011

John knew it must be written all over his face, this revelation, because Sherlock closed his eyes for a second. "Is it really so terribly difficult to believe I care about you, John?"

John rolled onto his back. "Actually, it is."

"Oh. Good, then it's not just me." Sherlock sounded relieved.
sam_storyteller : Lab Book [Sherlock BBC]

"This, gentlemen, is the heart of our team." Starsky proudly pointed to his Ford Gran Torino.

"It's red," Adams said bluntly. "With a white racing stripe."

"You guys go undercover with this thing?" Dawson said with undisguised awe. "Jeez, you must be good."

Along for the Ride, by Lacey McBain [Starsky & Hutch]

April 28 2011

Hart wanders off, bored, which will be his pattern regarding Gwen's spawn; it's not that he doesn't like babies, it's just that they hold zero interest for him because he can't shag, eat, or annoy them. Even Hart has his boundaries.
sam_storyteller: The Rules Of Torchwood Three: Nicholas Redux, 4 of 4

"Wow!" said John, with deliberate over-brightness. "That sunlight today. Really..." he paused for dramatic effect, and a smile started to tug at the corner of Rodney's mouth, "refractive!"

Rodney snorted and stuffed a piece of sushi into his mouth. With his usual lack of care for the way he was flashing half-chewed food, he said, "Just like a rainbow, you mean?"

His gaze finally met John's, and they both grinned at each other like maniacs.

"I can't believe you just set me up with a gay joke!" Rodney said, but he was clearly pleased at picking up John's cue. "You're a walking cliche. You know that, right?"

"You know me, Rodney," John replied. "The perfect straight man."

"The Scientific Method" by cupidsbow (SGA)

"In my experience," said John, darkly, "there never is a brain-wiping device handy when you really need one."

"Well," said Rodney, with the eager look he always wore before they started in on a discussion of the vagaries of paradoxes, "not that you can remember, anyway!"

"The Scientific Method" by cupidsbow (SGA)
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